POET IN THE TRENCHES™ warrants to the client that, for any & all seminars/workshops/classes, we will provide all participants (except the obdurate) with at least three (3) tools or insights that will enhance their daily routines now and ever more, at work and everywhere else.

This warranty does not apply to participants who subject the axioms to improper voltage or otherwise engage in abnormal application of said axioms.

In consideration of monies which may or may not be refunded, the percentage of participants satisfied shall be one hundred. That is, if 100 per cent of participants polled are satisfied, then satisfaction—to the tune of the monies agreed on—has been achieved. Any percentage below 100 will be applied to, and deducted from, monies agreed on. For example, if only 99 per cent of those polled are satisfied, then one (1) per cent of monies agreed on will be deducted from monies agreed on.

Neither the CEO nor the Human Resources Manager nor the Wellness Director nor the Activities Director nor the Maintenance Supervisor nor any other person is authorized to make any warranties other than those described herein on behalf of POET IN THE TRENCHES™, or to extend the duration of any warranties beyond the time period described herein on behalf of POET IN THE TRENCHES™. However, since the time period warranted is now and ever more, if someone can figure out how to extend that, POET IN THE TRENCHES™ would be willing to negotiate.

The warranties described herein shall be the sole and exclusive warranties granted by POET IN THE TRENCHES™ and shall be the sole and exclusive remedy available to the client.

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